Pencil Tip

When you stick any kind of pencil up your asshole, jiggle it around, then flip off your bitch ass gf/bf

Marco did the pencil tip cause his girlfriend is a bitch, bitch

by ICreateWordsLol December 17, 2019

Windows 95 Tips

A site about making edits to Windows 95 help messages. Usually contain surreal or disturbing phrases such as “There is nowhere you can run.” Parodied in Windows 93 and on some YouTube videos. Here’s the link:
Windows95tips.com

Windows 95 Tips has some weird, but very cool ideas on it.

by Kopper0625 December 29, 2019

Q-Tip

A q-tip is something that’s bad for you but you’ll keep doing/using it anyway.

“You shouldn’t use q-tips, they’re bad for your ears”
“I’d still q-tip it”

by UrbandictionaryisntalljokesANN May 24, 2019

Double-Tipping

Initial move to announce interest in persuing sexual intercourse. This move requires the use of “just the tip” of the penis to tease the oriface of interest.

My boyfriend “double-tipped” me last night... I had to tell him I was not up for it.

I don’t know if she’s into anal, don’t feel like having the conversation so I’ll try “double-tipping” tonight, while we are having sex.

by QcSteveO March 25, 2019

Throbbing Muffin Tip

The tip of the penis resembling a muffin.

You look hungry, Im gonna give you my throbbing muffin tip.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

'tips the basket'

The idiom 'tips the basket' is a recently invented phrase by one clueless Aussie teen, who legitimately thought it was a saying. 'Tips the basket' is an expression of something going too far, or reaching a certain annoying/irritating end point, but it can also be used in a positive situation.

'tips the basket' examples:

I can't believe she called me a dumb bitch, that really 'tips the basket'.
Not only did the waiter apologise for forgetting our order, but he also gave me a free latte. That really 'tips the basket'

by thatcluelessaussieteen April 17, 2019

Q-Tip

NOUN
An elderly person, usually a woman who quickly pulls out into busy traffic and proceeds at 40MPH below whatever the posted speed limit is. When capable drivers, that should actually be allowed to drive, approach from behind, it can appear as if a Q-Tip was seat-belted in behind the wheel.

Man, I was ripping my V Max up the road and this damn Q-Tip pulled out in front of me!

by Broken Dock September 16, 2019