brazilian thunder

Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.

I heard Joses Brazilian thunder from three miles away as he went at it with Magdalena.

by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016

cock sucker thunder cunt

a strong insult that will leave the insultee so shocked he/she will start pissing his/her pants

- was ranked the top most offensive phrases
- sounds like what aristocrats would use on peasants

'Shut the fuck up you cock sucker thunder cunt.' Bobby chided his sister, Mary.

Mary was left speechless and she starts pissing her pants.

Bobby went to lick her piss.

by chickenmcnuggets6968 February 7, 2023

Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.

I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.

by Car ro November 9, 2017

Thunder Paw

Similar to Camel Toe. Large, hairy, puffy vagina that is well defined through pants and appears to be very hungry.

"Hey man, did you see the Thunder Paw on that chick? It was eating her pants!"

by Chopperwolf January 14, 2022

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Ass-thunder

Ass thunder is when you bearly make it to the bathroom, to take a #2. So the lightning is the seat hitting the toilet bowl, the thunder is you releasing your guts.

I had to sprint to the bathroom, the person next to me probably experienced the worst ass-thunder, they have have ever come across.

by alphawolfgrim April 6, 2023

thunder wave

When a girl squirts and queefs on your face

“Dude I was wearing this girl out last night…she thunder waved all over my face!!”

by Pussyclap January 20, 2025