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Brazilian Thunder 

The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.
"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."
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brazilian thunder 

Brazilian Thunder is the sound created when a native Brazilian performs the doggy style maneuver on his mating partner.
I heard Joses Brazilian thunder from three miles away as he went at it with Magdalena.
brazilian thunder by DerpingDemon December 30, 2016

Brazilian thunder monkey

you sit on the ground then your lady friend takes your feet and locks them behind your head stands on her hands facing away from you then repeatedly slams her ass and vag into your face
hey Tim how did you get a black eye the wife hit me with the Brazilian thunder monkey last night

Brazilian thunder monkey

when a male sits down and a female does a hand stand and repeatedly slams her vag into his face while she is also trying to tie his dick in a knot with her mouth.
last night was insane my girl Brazilian thunder monkey me all night.

Brazilian Southern Thunder

The act of replacing or mistaking anal lubrication with hair removal wax.
I was so drunk last night I ended up performing a brazilian southern thunder!

brazillian thunder 

When you are getting a brazillian wax and you fart
“Wow that’s almost as embarrassing as a brazillian thunder!”
brazillian thunder by sims2015 January 29, 2018
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026