non-spelunker

A man, especially under 25, who is skilled in cunnilingus; most engage in spelunking - i.e. cave exploration by unqualified amateurs.

She would have left him, but Bill was one of the few non-spelunkers of her youth.

by Little boo April 9, 2010

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Non-Twin Twin

When you're the older brother to a sister three years your junior and, due to development timeline differences, you end up resembling twins your entire life. Oftentimes this phenomenon results in common themes present in actual real life twins. Twin telepathy, for example, is one of these anomalies and is described as one twin being able to access the thoughts and feelings of the other twin without any signs or prompting.

Her: hey Tom, what's that movie where -
Him: The Princess Bride, for the 7th time ?!?!?!
Her: thanks! Was stuck in my head...

Her: hey! do you want to ligh-
Him: Light up? I have a J prepped waiting for you to ask
Her: word! I've been hustling my ass all day and
Him: And you ran out two days ago... yeah, I know. I gotchu sissy
Her: Preciate' it Non-Twin Twin

by TDiesel December 16, 2019

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Non-concordant

Did I really!?

Hym "You know, I googled 'Inconcordant' and it gave me 'Non-concordant' and I'm like 'Ew, that doesn't sound as good...' so I've just been switching to 'inconsistent.' But I must have not switched the first time. So, just know, that if you've seen me use the word 'inconsistent' since then I've been thinking 'Inconcordant' and then I'm like 'Oh wait, it's supposed to non-concordant...' and them I'm defaulting back to inconsistent. Which one was it? Was it 'Inconcordant with virtue?' Bah... Whatever..."

by Hym Iam December 28, 2023

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