Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome

Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"

by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016

Slayer Syndrome

(adj)A psychological condition where the music listener has one biased opinion on music, is very opinionated; and believes that one artist/band or music genre is to be more significant over all others. As to one claiming that they feel only one vibe, only one emotion; restricting their full sense of being human.In which, being human has several emotions that are factually tied to humanities definition. Thus music in various forms have different vibes and represent different emotions.

At the last Megadeth concert I went to, The man next to me kept annoyingly yelling out "SLAYER!!!!...FUCK YOUR BAND" at the band playing before the rest of the audience. I think that dude has Slayer Syndrome.

by Asmudeus May 31, 2011

Cassandra Syndrome

Another word for Aspergers Syndrome, alluding to the mythical figure of Cassandra. Cassandra was cursed so no one would believe her even though she spoke the truth. Autistic people are similar, they are honest by nature, but neurotypicals tend to think they are lying from misreading their body language. Since Aspergers Syndrome has fallen out of public favor, Cassandra Syndrome is a suitable replacement.

Melissa has Cassandra Syndrome, that’s why her peers dislike her.

by Ganondox May 23, 2022

Ricegum syndrome

Saying irrelevant and flexing every time you speak

P1 : Doc I want the Irrelevant cure for Ricegum syndrome because i make 2£ a day
Doctor : We will deliver it to your irrelevant house because my Abibas shoes cost more than 11£

by waaaaalllllllllmaaaaaaart June 25, 2019

Gatitu Syndrome

Making a weird person feel really important for the purpose of seeing how it plays out.

We gave Eric the Gatitu Syndrome, he thinks he's a god now. Hahah

by Anon-F404 August 7, 2021

sundowner syndrome

A condition where someone is so obsessed with war, they begin to the point they view war similarly to Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

"Dude Kyle is begging for the boogaloo at this point" "I know he's got sundowner syndrome"

by gnash.bone November 23, 2020

kiyone syndrome

when you
constantly
type like
this
and have
problems
typing in
one line

yeah so
today i was
like going
to school
and i found
out it was
cancelled
LOL

by anonymous February 14, 2005