Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

sick sender

sick sender races bikes and is an absolute idiot wen it comes to bikes. he is a cool kid and a sick guy. he gets the lades

yeeeewwww sick sender

by sick sender November 2, 2021

Semi-sickness

When you have school or work tomorrow, and you feel sick, but you know damn well that it's not sick enough to not go

Mom: you have school tomorrow

Jeff: everything feels wrong
Mom: L bozo
Jeff: welp, guess I have semi-sickness

by ff69 August 11, 2024

Nostalgia Sickness

When you get a taste of nostalgia, then get a very sad feeling which forces you to get more engaged in that topic of nostalgia sending you into a deeper sadness but you honestly don't give two fucks

Friend 1: Post a meme about Shows such as (Regular show, spongebob, Adventure time,etc.)

Friend 2: I wanna cry .

Friend 1: Oh god, I just got Nostalgia sickness.
Friend 2: yAh WuT???

Friend 1: I'm about to rewatch all of these shows, I don't give a fuck how sad or depressed I get.

Friend 2: Yeah you do that while I go Cry in my closet real quick.

by Sempai-san February 28, 2021

Sick Ass

Anna but also frequently slays and purrs

Yo Anna is one sick ass foo

by Beidnfifnrkrb July 2, 2022

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

Powder Sickness

A result of doing too much cocaine, causing a hangover and feeling ill.

I cannot make it into work today due to, Powder Sickness.
Dave's attitude changed from, Powder Sickness.

by Krom42 November 15, 2022