pick me

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you

they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.

pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?

person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!

another version:

person: why did you slap someone?

pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(

person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!

pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.

by 564nuggets December 11, 2021

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he's be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl, for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 22, 2024

pick dickle

The term you use when when you want to play with someone’s penis

Kelly: yea you see that hot guy over there? He’s a real pick dickle
Pam: no actually he’s kind of ugly I wouldn’t really like that

by Jimbo96 June 17, 2020

ice pick willy

A dildo made out of ice

Mom: What's this weird looking ice cube mold doing in the freezer?
Daughter: Oh, that's my ice pick willy

by 2gangster4u December 5, 2022

Pick on leonardo dicaprio week

On feb 14, u can pick on leo

Hey, its pick on leonardo dicaprio week!

by Littifynau February 14, 2024

Pick-Me

A female who downgrades other women, and requires the attention of men.

Emily is such a pick-me
She is so pick-me

by w0rd$ December 22, 2022

fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023