Anti-Horny day

A day that occurs one week after horny day. People irl have the right to insult horny people, and discord moderators have the right to mute horny people, even if it's not in the rules.

Guy A: Ugh you didn't give me your nudes!!!!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!

by Ashcool April 16, 2021

Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.

Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023

Horny

Bitch you know what it means so get of urband dictionary and go to pornhub.com ok bye know

Bye bye horny bitch

by Snap: adel13208 add me April 13, 2021

horny

Just... Delete your search history after.

I waited for the bell to ring. I was so horny my underwear stained. My fingers slipped down and I fingered herself, holding back a moan. RIIIING! I stood up and basically ran to the door. "Ms. Daisy, please stay behind." I turned around. Once everyone left, he grabbed my hips. "I saw what you were doing in class..." his fingers slipped down my underwear. I blushed. Somehow, we both ended up naked and making out. I moaned as he held my hair and pinned me to his desk. I gasped as his penis slid into me. I moaned as he thrusted into me. I felt his fingers twist my nipples and I thrusted to meet his hips sooner. I screamed as I orgasmed all over his monster 9" cock." FUCK ME HARDERRR DADDYYYY!" I gripped his arms as he went even faster. My legs shook with stimulation. After about 8 orgasms from us both, I shoved him tot the floor and starte to ride him like a cowgirl. Then the principal walked in.

by DONT_LOOK_UP May 15, 2024

horny turtle

A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.

Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Horny jail

If someone is horny they got to go to jail.

A: *Look at horny picture

B: you’re going to horny jail

A: NOO-

Horny jail

by ATG does urban dictionary August 18, 2021

Horny

You.

You are horny right now.

by zephyyy June 10, 2023