by Bixby_222 July 11, 2008
When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.
by HairyCola July 15, 2011
by bocaj January 03, 2021
1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.
2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
2. The final step of a good teetering experience.
by fett37 August 03, 2010
by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017
a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus
Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise
by darksemdemigod December 31, 2021
A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.
We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.
by muppet pelt October 30, 2011