When a whale has a loose vagina and let's out a fart--through the vagina
"Whoa...did you see his girlfriend Angel? When she walks and her thighs hit together it sounds like a whale queef"
by Pinkieforest69 June 05, 2017
an annoying or dumb person who doesn't know shit about sex or the rest of the world. Not street smart.
by eiznekesile13 March 19, 2011
by holocaust69420 June 07, 2021
by Jmurphy928 January 09, 2018
To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.
In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."
by FuckItFriday September 18, 2021
by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024
a bucket that a man makes a woman squat over and blast out any extra air she may have trapped up her cum canal before sex. Because let's face it, there's nothing more gross than a pussy fart.
Klaus made Helga wear the queef bucket on her head as he kicked her out of his house for being a lousy fuck.
by a fat owl March 11, 2014