The 3rd law

The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.

He broke the 3rd law... That's grounds for castration.

by Supreme Judge February 25, 2011

Nicky's Law

When you stand in line for something and the line gets significantly longer after you get in line

A: Good thing we lined up 5 minutes ago, the line got twice as long.

B: That's Nicky's Law!

by ykjs June 23, 2013

Carson's Law

The tendency for Minecraft Youtubers/Streamers to be pedophiles or groomers.

A: Have you heard that X was grooming his underage fans?
B: Classic Carson's Law.

by WuwBuz January 5, 2021

Law Players

People who play Law in Tekken. All Law Players are bitches, no exceptions.

You know what they say about Law Players.

by My Sword is Unbelievably Dull July 21, 2019

Sebastian’s Law

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship

‘Bro she has a boyfriend’
‘Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’

by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018

religious law

Religious law refers to ethical and moral codes taught by religious traditions.

Examples of religious law include Christian canon law, Islamic sharia, Jewish halavah and Hindu law.

by Elements August 31, 2014

Fug's Law

Women who are into kinky things like swinging or fetish parties are much more likely to be ugly, old, and/or dumpy than even remotely attractive.

Sure, the show Real Sex sounds like fun, but all the women are gross. Blame Fug's Law.

by whatchamacoolit December 11, 2010