Dylan is a mysterious creature who lives near lidl. He is very rich and brags of how he is so 'strong' and 'Rich'. Dylan will always be watching you through your windows. He rides a multicolored bike and a bright pink helmet. Hes part of the lgbt community swell. he is dating danni allen and he loves his sexy makeup. Dylan have fake reyban glasses and has a small penis.
Dylan is weird
by Jxsh910 July 19, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. This man simply cannot be described by the words we mortals use, he is godly, radiant of energy, and best of all, has a penis so large that makes Drake look like a kindergartner.
by wewewewewewewewewee April 10, 2024
Get the Dylan Ricemug. Dylan Wallace is a big fat pedo that idols to be Chaz Phoenix. He is known for having a sister that gets pounded by a big horse cocked man who shall not be named.
by Queen Brodie official February 22, 2022
Get the Dylan Wallacemug. A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
by Mynameisntdylanatall November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. On of the cutest boys on the planet. Not only will Dylan be your best friend but an amazing boyfriend. Dylan is always there for you no matter what. He most likely will be popular but, he doesn’t act like it. He loves playing sports and hanging out with his friends. Dylan is great at giving advice will always take his friends side. Love you Dylan’s out there. If you have a friend names Dylan, keep him!!
You know, Dylan is my best friend. He always knows how to cheer me up when I’m sad and I love him so much.
by cupcakes723 October 10, 2020
Get the dylanmug. Dylan hu is the biggest rizzler in the whole village of Deerfield. Girls basically drool on his cock. He gets so many bitches Dylan is practically swimming in pussy. He also plays for the wow factor baseball team. He’s a insane catcher. His favorite throwing partner is Connor Ettin also known as the main offender of Cole. Dylan is a titty lover.
by Creamer420 December 20, 2023
Get the Dylan Humug. by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
Get the dylan hirtlemug.