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hair of the dog that bit me 

Any alcoholic beverage, the consumption of which is supposed to clear up one's hangover from previous drinking (but will tend to have the opposite effect in reality). Origins of the phrase date back to medieval times, when hairs from a biting dog were put in the bite wound in the belief that this promoted healing.
Lloyd: What will you be drinking, sir?

Jack: Hair of the dog that bit me, Lloyd.

Lloyd: Bourbon on the rocks?

Jack: That'll do it.
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The Devil is Beating His Wife

When the sun is shining but it's raining at the same time.
Adam: Look Jane! It's raining and there's sun at the same time.
Jane: The devil is beating his wife, adam.
Adam: Silly bastard!

panic at the disco fan 

letss compare a real panic fan to a fake one, shall we?

---FAKES---

A fake Panic at the Disco fan would only be a screaming fangirl trying to rape Brendon Urie in his sleep just because he looked good BACK THEN IN 2005 and this fake fan has no idea what he looks like now, all thought Brendon has always looked okay.

A fake PATD fan would say they are so addicted to PATD, are a PATD Freak, and want to go to all their concerts, when they really just know one song, usually I Write Sins not Tragedies.

A fake PATD fan wouldn't know what AFYCSO means.

A fake PATD fan doesn't have a clue who Brent Wilson and/or Pete Wentz is.

---REAL---

A real PATD fan would know at least maybe three or even all of their songs by heart.

A real PATD fan would know all, or at least 75% of all their song titles.

A real PATD fan knows who Brent Wilson is.

A real PATD fan would know there's life outside I Write Sins not Tragedies.

A real PATD fan would do the right thing/opposite than what the fake one does.

EXAMPLE BELOW
Now let's see the difference between a real panic at the disco fan and a fake one!

Ex.1:

patdgurl (fake fan)
paige_atthedisco (real fan)

patdgurl: OMG, PAIGE I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO! IM A PANIC AT THE DISCO FREAK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

paige_atthedisco: Oh, cool...so do I. What's your favourite song?

patdgurl: I TOTALLY LOVE I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

paige_atthedisco: Awesome. Do you like When the Day Met the Night?

patdgurl: Wtf, I don't listen to Fall Out Boy.

paige_atthedisco: -_- *leaves*

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Ex.2:

paige_atthedisco: Hey, how are ya?

patdgurl: Not much, I really like Panic at the Disco! I LOVE BRANDON!

paige_atthedisco: It's Brendon...and I like Jon. He's so funny.

patdgurl: Who the heck is Jon?

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See the difference?

The Dark 

I'm afraid of the dark.
The Dark by A person who's afraid October 14, 2008

the drug war 

A war waged against the people by the government from all sides , from the supply side , from the demand side , from the law enforcement side and from the mafia side.
drugs and the drug war are a bad trip

The Dollyrots 

The Dollyrots are a Pop/Punk band currently signed under Blackheart Records. The band members are:

Kelly Ogden- Vocals/Bass
Luis Cabezas- Guitar/Vocals
Chris Black- Drums
The Dollyrots are going to be on Warped Tour this summer, go check them out!
The Dollyrots by Jaex July 29, 2007

The dickens, you say!?! 

This is an expression typically used in place of "you're kidding me", "you're joshing me". However, I do not know the origin of the expression. I think it may have something to do with Charles Dickens
LARRY: Charleston is 100 years older than Savannah!

TIM: The dickens, you say!?!