El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.

I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.

by HairyCola July 15, 2011

Teeter-tot Surprise

1. When a person, after getting teetered, takes a shit, while the man's penis and balls are both still in their asshole.

2. The final step of a good teetering experience.

Colton gave Ryan a teeter-tot surprise when he was finished.

by fett37 August 3, 2010

surprise prostate exam

When yo girl surprises u with a surprise prostate exam listening to Owl City.

MR CLEAN, RIGHT BEHIND YOU! HES FINNA GIVE U A SURPRISE PROSTATE EXAM1!1!1!1

by Dabdabdabdabdab August 28, 2017

2 inch surprise

Dick; a small one that is two inches.

You won't believe your eyes when you see my 2 inch surprise ;))

by LlamaLlama12 October 2, 2017

Cookie Monster Surprise

When you crush some cookies, stuff them in her vagina and ass then eat her out and all remnants of cookie are rubbed in between her titties until she likes it

Person 1: Damn dude I ran out of Oreos for my Cookie Monster surprise so I had to use chips ahoy

Person 2: Damn that sucks, we know the best Cookie Monster surprise is with Oreos

by PoosieBoi9000 May 12, 2016

Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!

Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

renfaire kilt surprise

A complicated yet entertaining sex act involving a man in a kilt and a well endowed woman in a bodice. The woman lies on her back on a tavern bench while the man straddles her face, thrusting his erect penis betwixt her bodice induced cleavage whilst receiving a rimjob from her conveniently positioned tongue. For an authentic performance the man should be holding a drinking horn and a turkey leg, shouting "Huzzah!" upon climax.

We drank so much meade we got arrested for doing the renfaire kilt surprise right there in the tavern.

by muppet pelt October 30, 2011