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glen springs

craziest street in texas with the craziest gang on earth
“Damn, we almost crossed into Glen springs territory.”
by lone0514 March 8, 2022
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Apple Springs ISD

Apple Springs is an independent school district located in East Texas. Well known for how bad their athletes, staff, administration, teachers, students, and cafeteria food. All are well below par and all seem to struggle in their respective areas.
I went to Apple Springs ISD for a week and this place sucks ass.
by Lightning_stick01 March 31, 2022
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Sour spring roll

When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out
by Goldennugget442 May 7, 2022
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Rush Springs Gusher

Rush Springs Gusher is when you drop your pants an attempt to fart on someones face and shit all over his face, couch and wall...
I just gave Talyn a Rush springs Gusher while he was laying on the couch!!! By PandaExpress74
by PandaExpress74 May 24, 2022
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Quick Springer

A person (typically male) who gets horny and aroused quickly at any little thing that they find sexually exciting.
“Are you already hard? I barely touched you.”
“Yeah sorry, I'm a quick springer.”

“She didn’t stop squirming during that hardcore bondage scene in the movie, I don’t know why because it was gruesome.”
“You didn’t know? Shes a quick springer and likes that type of stuff.”
by Jazzylassy June 1, 2022
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long spring roll

you are going to get this long spring roll tonight
by daddy bruno July 14, 2022
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Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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