Steve

Chances are, Steve is a great guy. He's a loyal friend, he's funny, and he's brave.

"yo this is my friend Steve, he's cool"

by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

wishin I was Steve

The act of purposely purchasing, acquiring or wearing items of Steve. Due to lack of individuality, your life and being is dedicated to "living like Steve"

Greg: "wow, you just bought a new Rolex. That's the same one Steve has".

Judd: "yeah, I know. I've always wanted to live like Steve"

Greg: I think I'm wishin I was Steve

by Lil Won October 12, 2017

Steveing

A Minecraft roleplay sex act where one person is the villager with hands tied across their chest and is only allowed to say “Huh” while running away from the other partner, the Steve, in an attempt not to get fucked. When the villager is caught Steve fucks them and upon finishing yells “Ender Dragon Slayed!”

Hey Daniel do you want to go Steveing tn?

by pinkyogamat April 19, 2024

Steve

Steve is a guy who is usually lazy but works and also wears a lot of trousers and polo t shirts

That guy is such a steve

by Sosygurls November 23, 2021

Steve

An awesome minecraft guy who fights the enderdragon, goes to the nether, and builds impossible houses. He likes mining diamonds, and is sung about alot by MCAP.

Guy 1: Man, Steve is super cool.
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: We're not friends anymore.

by DankMin3craftFan#4897497194759 June 2, 2018

Steve

Steve is an alpha Chad, he is very good looking and has a powerful jawline. His calves are built like that of a horse, he really "steps on his competition". You should probably date him because although he is broke he will make raise your value, you sorry ass decease infected bitch

EX: It's okay Steve, I am honored to b bullied by you

by notsteve001 September 13, 2021