naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

Professional Ass-saver

People who work in project management and client interaction and know exactly what to say, who to blame, when to do to save the ass of their weak little developers and company. Usually paid medium-sized bucks

Me: Henry is a professional ass-saver

by nit.sh June 4, 2019

Daniel Robert Seavey

An ocean eyed babe with one of the best body’s ever. Apart of the boy band Why Don’t We.

My favorite Why Don’t We member is Daniel Robert Seavey

by .limelight4life January 11, 2020

Cap'n save a hoe

An act of serious infidelity.

Homies girlfriend came home from work early a caught him playing Cap'n save a hoe with another woman.

by Dawnrazor February 14, 2020

Gentleman's Shave

This is when you shave your Genitals and butt hole in preparation for the summer months at the beach.

"Bro, I need to have a gentleman's shave before i can to go Ibiza"

by Grandmaster Pope March 8, 2020

Daniel James seavey

Daniel James seavey Is a big hearted, Very attractive, wonderful and funny person. No matter how you feel , he will always manage to put a smile on your face. His voice is incredibly light and at the same time strong and unbelievably beautiful . I love him just as all limelight's love him for his big heart and his commit hugs. He just makes you happy and laugh . He’s part of the band Why don’t we which is one of the most amazing bands ever .

Person 1: “ who’s your lane?”

Person 2: “ my lane is Daniel James seavey “

by Isabel.cv15 November 9, 2020

Don't Shave December

Don't Shave December follows the same rules as no shave November, just in December.

Yo it's Don't Shave December, don't shave.

by JM⭐ November 30, 2020