cunt with a spoon

when a woman of british decent has a curved receptacle utensil (preferably comically large and wooden, as if it could be used for paddling)

man 1: knock knock
man 2: who's there?
man 1: orange
man 2: orange who?
man 1: cunt with a spoon

by salviesez May 10, 2021

chewed the spoon

1. Chewing the spoon is getting invited to an event that you were looking forward to, only to be rejected by the host when you get there.

2. In general, it can also be used to describe something that doesn’t go the way you thought things were going to go. At worst, it puts you in a shitty situation for no reason.

Definition 1.

“Hey, I thought your buddy Zach was going to be here at this party?”

“He was, but Amanda broke up with him last week and since it’s her party he had to go…”

“Damn, sounds like he chewed the spoon…”

Definition 2.

“ I was really hoping to go see someone in New York this weekend, but the person I was going to visit ghosted me, leaving me stuck in New York with no money, and ruined my plans… I really chewed the spoon on this one”

by Ester Tallon Joe October 9, 2022

twatty spoon

a vaginal muscle that scoops in a lot of dicks

Stacy's Twatty Spoon gets a lot of scoops

by jack_carig April 13, 2015

Spoons

The thing or utensil Liam Payne is terrified of. If you ever go to meet him please don’t take any spoons with you.

Liam Payne : “ I have a strange fear of spoons”

by alreadyhome28 May 12, 2022

Big spoon

Big spoon is infront of little spoon.

Emily is allways big spoon

by Strits August 16, 2020

SPOONING

When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.

Wow he really can take that spooning all nice and deep like...

by 《♤》 October 18, 2020

Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.

"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"

by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023