smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Smother It

To kill the moment

Your night was going good to they said something stupid!

Smother it

by be bright Be Brite September 3, 2018

Smooch

A co-worker who continuously "sucks up" to the boss or someone in management. Also known as a "kiss ass".

"Hey, have you seen Eric?"

"Yeah, he's in the front office kissing Chad's ass again. He is such a friggin smooch."

by Shaunski671 April 28, 2019

Smoochie wallace approved

Beyond Delicious surpassing even bassen fire and even ambrosias or very good quality

"Is the food good here"

Nigga its smoochie wallace approved"

by De la smoochie wallace June 15, 2021

Smooshy Smoosh

Often confused with Smooshy_Smoosh, infamous instagram user (There is no difference). Opuntia, commonly called prickly pear or pear cactus, is a genus of flowering plants in the cactus family Cactaceae. Prickly pears are also known as tuna (fruit), sabra, nopal (paddle, plural nopales) from the Nahuatl word nōpalli for the pads, or nostle, from the Nahuatl word nōchtli for the fruit; or paddle cactus. The genus is named for the Ancient Greek city of Opus, where, according to Theophrastus, an edible plant grew and could be propagated by rooting its leaves. The most common culinary species is the Indian fig opuntia.

Person one: Have you heard of Smooshy Smoosh?
Person two: Get the fuck out and never talk to me again

by user33456699873 January 7, 2023

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006

KD Smothering

A deathly hug given by a short little girl. Starts out very friendly, but eventually she will constrict, much like a snake, breaking ribs, puncturing lungs, and squeezing the air out of you. You will die, but you will die happy.

Katie ran up and gave Jordan a KD smothering and now he is dead.

by JordanGerdes February 21, 2012