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small screen prank

when the government uses video and audio devices to talk more about bad things than good things.
The small screen prank had all Americans think it was all right to break the law.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
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Small Dick

Umm... Hello? Are we forgetting something? If we recorded everyone who knows me (in secret) how many times would this get brought up? You think a lot or no? It would be perfectly acceptable to you. You wouldn't bat an eye. You'd probably laugh.
Hym "It's always funny to me how one sided the conversation is around this. I (in the last two weeks) have watched it go from 'Having a small dick is not good' to 'having a small dick is not good but it's ok' to 'having a small dick is good but could be better' replace that with anything else and it's unacceptable. But I'm repeating myself. You are all completely incapable of adhering to your own ethical standards. It's absurd. You just tweak your little ideals every time you get caught being piece of shit until you don't have to be a piece of shit anymore. 'See? I'm not the bad one!' because that's all it ever is! Not being the 'bad one' or 'see how I'm the good one?'. Say what you want about me, I'm (at the very least) consistent. And it's worse than being called a racist because you can always say 'I'm clearly not a racist!' but that doesn't work for 'small dick' does it? If you don't have one everyone is too busy riding you to insult your biology... HA! She used 'DREGS'! That's my thing! Hilarious! But I digress... I want to see you keep that same energy the next time you here someone use small dick as an insult."
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.
I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.
by Devin Jones 💀 November 20, 2023
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extra small

When a man fails to complete a simple task that other men could complete with ease they are extra small.
When a man acts like he is smug that he drives a hybrid or electric car.
When a man thinks hes great because he owns a sports car (this mostly occurs with porsche drivers).
Old apprentice: the new apprentice hasnt torqued that mans wheel on yesterday so it came off!
mechanic: extra small?
Old apprentice: yeah? Extra small mate!
Man who is extra small: Do you like my new por-shaa?
Guy: rather have a rs 2000
by Evbuscus October 27, 2015
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Small Baller

Owner of an oversized 4X4 which only gets highway miles.
Yo, Small Baller just cut me off and beat me to the stop light.
by Floytus January 25, 2023
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Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.
This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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