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Rusty Justice

Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.
Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.
by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016
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Rusty Boiler

When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.
My Rusty Boiler is going on high,
by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016
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rusty tire

a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty
Girl:Hey can you give me a rusty tire
Boy:again
by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016
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Rusty Snowplow

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....
After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
by KRiver January 8, 2017
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rusty alligator

A dope ass drink... bitch. Ain't no drank like this drank. The ingredients are unknown. They are whatever is needed at that moment. It's almost magical, yo!
Yo!! Bar wench!!! Make me a Rusty Alligator and make it fine! Please and thank you my good lady!!
by Pheenis January 6, 2017
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rusty u-turn

When you lick down a person's jewels, past the taint and hand a u-turn around the root, and head back up for a brown kiss.
Sun bish just gave her a rusty u-turn....
by HeeWho January 29, 2017
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rusty buttcan

The act of having a pack of cigarettes inserted into a rectum. The cigarettes are lit and are then extinguished using the anal muscles.
Hooker: For fifty bucks I'll give you a rusty buttcan.
by Stranger Donger February 1, 2017
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