River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 13, 2013

river lupin

dumb mf 😭😭😭😭😭

river : hey im river lupin
chaddy b : boy u dumb 😭

by SexyKinsAsh69 July 27, 2021

rivers cuomo

1. a singer for the pop-rock band weezer
2. a guy obsessed with japan and asian girls in general

person 1: dude weezer is so good
person 2: yes, especially rivers

person 1: omg i love japan
person 2: you are such a rivers cuomo!

by foxy_6471 March 10, 2024

The river Mekong

Referring to a substantial amount of liquid or can also be used when an individual has excess verbal communication with another; often preformed in a irritating manner

Dude 1: “I had such bad diarrhoea yesterday it was like the river Mekong”
Dude 2: “shut up dude, you’ve been spewing out the river Mekong for the last ten minutes”

by spaghater3000 October 17, 2023

River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.

"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''

by kdemfnrvpe b January 31, 2022

Blue River

Blue river is the town you go to, to find drugs, party and drama. There was a fire right next to the gas station that killed 3 people. tragic.

“what is blue river” - “the town you go to in wi to get some kind of high and where parents don’t take care of their kids”

by ballátino April 13, 2021

River Peter

When your peter shrinks in size, due to getting wet by water.

We went rafting and we all got river peter

by littleroger February 3, 2025