chapel pussy

a catholic altar boy

The priest was about to tear off a piece of chapel pussy when the deacon interrupted him.

Poor Jimmy, he
has to be chapel pussy at Mass this Sunday

by papa jayro May 29, 2010

Pussy Slave

A person who remains in a relationship, despite being constantly whipped (i.e. letting their texts be read at the will of their owner), only for the sake of having sex frequently.

Juan: Did you hear about Cameron’s girl? She walks all over him.

Nick: Why would he stay with her then?
Juan: They fuck almost daily.

Nick: He is such a pussy slave.

by Anne Crank May 14, 2018

pussy pistol

A dildo that violently vibrates so violently
It can even be fatal

Ex. Kyles mom was sent to the hospital after sporting herself with a pussy pistol 5 times a day.

by paul.guess.who. February 4, 2015

pussy colors

A word used to discribe something pink.

I love that purse but I would like it better in pussy colors

by @stacey melendez December 13, 2014

Pussy Pamper

a feminine hygiene product.

"fuck i always feel like such a bitch when i have to go to the store to buy my chick's pussy pampers"

by J. Luna March 19, 2009

sand pussy

A person with sand trapped in her cooter. xD

Walter; why are you itching your pussy?
Maya; I have sand pussy, you dumb fuck.

by MayaCapryce July 14, 2014

pussy rot

Pussy Rot is when you become to tired or lazy to accomplish anything.

"I better shower before pussy rot sets in."

by richie rahgk December 2, 2018