Ptfuh-sorus

One of the longest extinct creatures to ever walk this planet. It is said to have abused in a sexually manner all the other dinasours that are extinct today. It has a masculine odar which no female creature can resist. It is said that it gave birth to Bigfoot and The Abdominal Snowman. It was spotted to be either hot bright pink or a fuzzy yellow fluff ball. It's tits can glow in the dark and it's balls can change color depending on it's surroundings. It's penis is found in it's mouth. It actually isn't extinct as it has been spotted various times screwing pine trees in the wild.

Jack- "Hey look! It's Bigfoot!"
Beth- "No silly, it's the Ptfuh-sorus, can't you see it's balls? It changes colors."
Jack- "OMG Beth! Why are you wet?!"
Beth-"Dammit."
Jack- "WTF?"
Beth- "Well I'm sorry if you can't give me an organism!"
Jack- *Runs off crying*

by sizzleFERsure~ December 28, 2009

ptahtcb

Precious things are hard to come by.

PTAHTCB: that girl/boy friend who is worth more than gold.

by the boss 868709898 April 16, 2010

PTMFA

Primary The MotherFucker Already.

Obama? Time to PTMFA.

by Story of O October 9, 2010

PTLP

people that like pepsi

people that like pussy

people that like pickles

people that like anything that starts with a P

we got to tap those bitches cause we are PTLP

get me a pepsi cause im a PTLP

by |@n3_d3g3n3r8 September 26, 2010

pt0b

most commonly used to describe rough s3x.

Caddy I did it last night, it was super pt0b.

by yekyrts April 28, 2011

ptdt

prime time dip time
used by those who feel its the perfect time to use chewing tobacco. most popularly used on National Pack A Lip Day on April 12th and commonly set as facebook statuses or tweeted

Wanna go pack a lip?

Yeah dude, its ptdt.

by turtlegurtle May 6, 2011

ptruth

When a person gets a phone number on twitter and then feels loser-ish about it.

I feel so ptruth loser-ish getting it that way lol.

by Big DaddyYB November 30, 2011