pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.

When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.

by yourexbff September 30, 2009

drippy piss

drippy piss also known as dp or dyss. no comfortable with the word piss? instead say “drippy yellow strong scent 🙀🙏”

definition: another word of saying drippy piss.

example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️

by urdaddyn January 23, 2021

Piss Weepis

The process of urinating into that sad bitch over there.

I gave Sandy some good piss weepis last night.

by Alphapird May 25, 2020

Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

piss lizzard

A house pet which pisses on the floor wherever it pleases.

*A man walks into the kitchen* "FUCK" he exclaimed with great frustration "You little Piss Lizzard, I'm telling the kids you ran away!" He yelled as he forcefully punted his cat directly into the ceiling.

by Dboneskrilla May 4, 2015

piss panty

The occurrence of when one sits on a toilet with urine covering the seat, causing the back of their thigh to become wet.

After Bob's breakup with Jessica, Bob decided to sneak laxatives into Jessica's food and piss panty all the toilets in her house.

by I'm Bicycle, But Call Me Bike December 7, 2019

Piss Suck

The act of simultaneously sucking a vape while taking a piss, usually at a public urnal at a place such as work or a sporting event or in your home.

Mark- “what are you doing over there bruce?”
Bruce- “oh I’ m just taking a piss suck. It gives me plenty of time to get my suck in and get other things done!”

by Warthog0129 August 5, 2022