pimp spot

The closest parking spot to your destination.

Jason: "Where are you parked?"
Tim: "I'm in the pimp spot, fool. Where else?"

by Your boy TIMMAY in the D. May 13, 2008

pimp-masta

when one can have 24 gurls and he chooses only one

Justin is a pimp-masta

by kermy August 18, 2003

pimp slap

A pimp slap is a knuckle slap with the back of the hand, then a bitch slap.

to pimp slap, use a flat hand, use your knuckles to slap the victim's right cheek with your right hand. Then, quickly, use your findertips to slap their left cheek.

by Katherine<3 November 5, 2006

Pimp-pad

The place where one has established a residence in a party friendly area. Most often seen on a college campus, however this is not necessarily required. Used condoms and empty alcohol bottles are required, otherwise it's just "your crib."

Chelly Anne came over last night and bonged beers at my pimp-pad

by Chelly Anne August 4, 2010

pimp knowledge

something that is really cool,fresh, or sweet originating from the word pimp

Dog Dem sneakuzz is pimp knowledge

by Kyle Hall October 30, 2005

pimp cookies

Narcotics and/or other drug paraphernalia, commonly used by one who brokers the sexual favors of women for profits (see: pimp).

"These mah pimp cookies. Time fo' a smack!"

by Mr. Fred Rogers April 5, 2008

pimp shit

what the hell is wrong with everybody!? its the hot dog shaped dark brown mushy stuff that comes out of a poorly dressed in everything from pink plaid to light green silks man's butthole. it also makes a distinct splashing sound when it hits the water in, preferably, a toilet. (sometimes in a ho's mouth as punishment for not scorin enough money throughout the night in the ghetto)

pimp: "yo bietch! you got my monay!?"

ho: "i'm sorry rufio! i'll have more than 12 cents after i get a boob job, a facelift, and liposuction."

pimp: "that ain't an excuse bietch! now getcha flobblin ass over heya and take this load of pimp shit!"

by cacaboy June 23, 2003