The Arnold Palmer Special

When you fuck a bitch and half nut on her eyelashes. And the other half in her butt.

“Yo bro, I gave Olivia The Arnold Palmer Special”

by Jayquelin13 August 30, 2019

Asian Arnold Palmer

1 Part Pee Pee, 1 Part Diet Coke

Tim Poole probably makes Asian Arnold Palmers

by Timmotheus November 24, 2021

To duke a palm

A phrase. Meaning - to masturbate

Definition: He is kinda sus. Looks like the palm isn't duked
Go duke a palm dude
I'm off. It's time to duke a palm

by Dobby2008 December 11, 2021

Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Paige Amy Palmer

A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.

"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"

"lol no, virgin" -Paige

by mace_on November 2, 2022

Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.

He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.

by Drahky96 October 17, 2023