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Soggy potato

Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
by GingerBigotry July 25, 2018
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Potato 🥔

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potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.
Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show
by J March 1, 2005
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Potato Tit

- someone who acting like a complete asshole for no reason
- someone who can't take a joke
Dude you're such a potato tit today, calm down it was just a joke!
by MyNamesJefffff8888 September 11, 2020
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Sweet Potato

To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it
Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!
by Acorns Anonymous November 21, 2019
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tablet potato

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.
Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...
by pentozali June 8, 2010
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chicken and potatoes

A way of referring to a man's penis and testicles.
Wife: Honey, I'm making chicken and potatoes for dinner tonight.

Husband: Hot damn!
by ladeeda777 August 7, 2011
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