Potato Fishing

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."

by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

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Crippling Potato

Laney:Hey is that Matthew?

Logan:Yep that’s a potato rolling on the floor.

Laney: Oh the Crippling Potato

Logan: Yeah that Crippling Potato is Matthew

by MatthewSaidFuckMeDaddy106 May 10, 2019

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Blue Potato

A male yeast infection on the testicles.

The patient has a bad case of Blue Potato.

by AtomicShockwave March 10, 2015

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Sweet Potato

To repeatedly steal the shrimple off of all the custard in a bakery or restaurant and eat it

Daniel, stop sweet potatoing the custard! You’re going to ruin it for everyone else!

by Acorns Anonymous November 21, 2019

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Mr. Potato

mr. potato

someone turns into mr. potato when he is totally drunk and acts like a fool

Mr Potato"you have beautiful eyes! muah, muah, muah!"

mr. potato to a random girl: "do you like anal sex?"

issa: "do you want to eat chocolate with me?!"

David: "dude did you just say that? you're definitely mr. Potato tonight"

by sampras40 November 27, 2010

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