Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.

Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.

by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009

over the shirt action

weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.

I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic

by mr. earlobes March 12, 2009

Run me over

a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina

“ I want him to run me over so bad “

by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018

Hop-over

The feeling you have the day after having one too many heavily hopped craft beers. Variation a normal booze hangover.

Man I swear 3 of these double IPAs is way too many, hop-over bigtime this mornin

by Chaz Bono June 4, 2011

Turkish comb-over

Taint hair of excessive length

Jerry can wrap his taint hair around his waist like a belt, he inherited his old man's Turkish comb-over

by boccemaster April 27, 2019

Ass Over Diddleberry

A saying, possibly from Georgia or nowhere, that expresses being completely blown off your feet, thus making your ass go over your diddleberry. Or whatever you imagine a diddleberry to be.

Person A: That Target Pizza made me go ass over diddleberry!
Person B: What? Diddle-what? That's not even a thing.
Person A: Yes it is! Everyone I know knows what it means.
Person B: I just Googled it and there's zero results.
Person A: *laughs maniacally*

by TheCatKingAndI September 26, 2022

I'm so over it

It's something that only a person who is so not over it ever says

political reporter: Madam Speaker, some Americans think impeaching Donald Trump a second time suggests that you have a personal vendetta against him. What do you have to say to those people who...
nancy pelosi: Personal vendetta? Oh, please. I'm so over it. Next question!

by thurb February 3, 2021