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Mind Over Splatter

A phenomenon similar to a wet dream, however one is awake during said event. One gets off thinking about something pleasing, rather that using abrasion (Masturbating) the odds of "Mind over Splatter" occuring depend on the how pleasing something is to you and your state of mind.
Mike: Dude, i was totally thinking about Mary in that bikini with the straps that kept coming loose and i totally blew my load.

Tim: Mind over Splatter?

Mike: You know it.
by Steve the Angry Patriot June 24, 2009
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over the shirt action

weak attempt to try to hook up with a girl. she must really not be into you if she wont show you any skin. im pretty sure the cut off to admitting this is no later than 6th grade, but i dont know how kids act now a days.
I was trying to have sex with this girl over last summer....Good news is that I DID get some over the shirt action from that chic
by mr. earlobes March 12, 2009
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Run me over

a sex move where the girl lays on the bed doggy style while the guy thrusts his pelvis aggressively into the girl’s vagina
I want him to run me over so bad
by bigdicknigha January 14, 2018
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Hop-over

The feeling you have the day after having one too many heavily hopped craft beers. Variation a normal booze hangover.
Man I swear 3 of these double IPAs is way too many, hop-over bigtime this mornin
by Chaz Bono June 4, 2011
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Sex Over Easy

When you put a stove burner on low and place either your partner's rear or back on top of it while it warms up. Try to make them orgasm before they become horridly burned. Your partner may not use their hands to please themselves. Bondage is optional. Do not use a gag.
For an intense game, use the point system below to contest with your partner.
1 point- Oral ( including vaginal penetration via tongue)
2 points- Rimjob or Vaginal (Excluding vaginal penetration via tongue)
3 points- Anal fucking (Use of fingers, sex toys, etc)
If you fail to reach a projected goal in a set time, (Maximum time limit being 30 mins, and the minimum being 10) then you must switch with your partner and increase the temperature by a small increment (If the dial increases by multiples of 1, turn the dial up 1 notch); save that they aren't in need of hospital care. If you reach your goal, switch with your partner; do not change the temperature. If your partner reaches their goal, the one with the quickest record may command the loser with any sexual or non-sexual demand.
Dude, I just played Sex Over Easy with Martha last night, and her ass became darker than Darth Vader's suit!
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Ass Over Diddleberry

A saying, possibly from Georgia or nowhere, that expresses being completely blown off your feet, thus making your ass go over your diddleberry. Or whatever you imagine a diddleberry to be.
Person A: That Target Pizza made me go ass over diddleberry!
Person B: What? Diddle-what? That's not even a thing.
Person A: Yes it is! Everyone I know knows what it means.
Person B: I just Googled it and there's zero results.
Person A: *laughs maniacally*
by TheCatKingAndI September 26, 2022
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hand over hand

Hand over hand is term used to describe "choking a sucka". It is when you place one hand around a persons neck, then putting you other hand partially over that first hand and on the remaining part of the exposed neck.
Dude I'm about to hand over hand you if you keep talking about my girl that way!
by Jake da snake killa April 3, 2017
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