yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.

It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021

Dutch Glass Blower

On your knees, moisten someones anus with your mouth while lighly blowing in it, and jacking off the dude at the same time.

The fact that Gerald is a professional Trombone player, makes him the ideal person to perform a Dutch Glass Blower

by Chibraltar February 20, 2024

shattered blue glass

I got a shattered blue glass

OH!!!
I SHATTERED BLUE GLASS

by Associated February 15, 2023

Glass

(Verb)
To describe something dope; Thurl or Raw

Friend: what do you think of this new song?
Me: I love it, it’s glass for sure !

by Marie the Rose January 23, 2023

'Glasses Dylan'

a man with glasses but never wears them, creator of the gerlurkin method, and avid lean sipper.

yo! did yall see my new 'Glasses Dylan' style merch?!? LEAN madness!!

by EFUIPGHWefgib June 11, 2024