Proc Block

When you're so pumped and feeling super productive but the computer can't keep up with you, causing you to lose productive energy

Ben was proc blocked by Jira being slow as hell, so he's riding his bike instead of fixing bugs.

by TheJerm September 9, 2014

Birley Block

A place in Manchester. Also known as a brothel / student accomodation. Often girls who are on their periods frequent these parts after bop with Maria. All the girls are seriously hot but the guys not so much. Well known for housing the worst alcoholics in the country. Also known for people not being able too hold their drinks. People here are frequently sick in their sinks (they also piss in them).

I wanna bring my homies back to birley there's always a party there
Man Birley Block is Bangin
My mattress got lost in Birley Block
i picked up a HOT girl in Birley last night
Yer i live in Birley

Notable alumni:
Mohammad Ali:~ "danced more gracefully, and stung more viciously than ANY motherfucker"
Ghandi
Mother Theresa
Jesus (in our shed round back)
Steve Irwin (born and died in birley)

by birley bros and hoes March 18, 2009

Like block

Intentionally making yourself visible on someone's Facebook page to discourage others from liking or commenting.

Guys are like vultures liking and commenting every time Kelli posts something so I posted a sweet meme to like block them.

by Chalmette Mayor April 19, 2015

jack block

A variant of the cock block, in which one is prevented from masturbating.

"Dude, you were blasting that NWA record, total jack block."

by noisebastard August 31, 2012

cock block

to inuitate the blockage of a straight guy coming onto a lesbian and/or bi-sexual

so me and my girl Amy were at this party. I went to the bathroom and came out to find this asshole with Amy trying to act out what he thought she needed. At that point me and 3 of the other girls were there with with a cock block on his dick.

by Sempervirens July 13, 2009

Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.

I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.

by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010

Fun-block

When a person blocks another person from enjoying the greatest amount of fun. This applies to anything which blocks another person from having fun.

Chris: Heck yeah, i'm whopping everyone in this game and all the ladies are seeing it!

(Joe, the douchebag shows up)

Chris: Dammit, i'm getting fun-blocked for sure.

by THE_COLORADO_GUYS February 2, 2010