Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.
by lying on yo dead mama February 05, 2024
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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.
Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.
by lying on yo dead mama February 04, 2024
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listening glasses

Glasses so big u can hear with them
I'm not sure she'll fit in my Mini Cooper. Her listening glasses were twice as wide as her face!
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the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore
lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???
by iamlexiv December 06, 2023
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dropping glass

When you drop ass but accidentally poop out the meth from your prison wallet
Alejandro thought he was gonna rip a SBD, but he ended up dropping glass right in front of the guards
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Buttered Glass

A real Jamie Benjamin kinda move. He's a kinda chill guy, but he just straight up gets butter on his cup
Jamie has a buttered glass, what else is new
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Glass Blower

New term beaing use by gamers to replace "N00b" The term was made up by Sony beta testers playing the JakX Combat Racing game.
You're such a Glass Blower.
by Big Naz August 22, 2005
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