9 year old

Annoying little shits that act like they’re 5. They are too young to do things, but old enough to make right decisions

15 year old: “Yo bro that kid is trying to fit in with us.’’
17 year old: Who? The 9 year old?
15 year old: Yeah
9 year old: HEY GUYS, WHATHU DOING BOIIIS!!!
15 and 17 year olds: AAAAAHH!!

by Pseudohan January 30, 2020

9 O'clock Rule

the nine o'clock rule protects our right to not care anything before 9 AM

8:30 AM

teacher: "wake up!"
student: "fuck that, 9 o'clock rule."

by 9amrule September 22, 2006

9 fingers up

if you hold 9 fingers up on a photo, it means that you pull zero b*tches and you're only attracted by naked men.

you also have a 1 inch mini cock

William: "Look Stephan is holding 9 fingers up"

Dylan: "I know that means that he has no ballseed"

by Supereggman September 17, 2022

October 9 2008

Only the BADDEST BITCHES are born on this day. Coolest ppl on earth frfr 🗣️‼️

Person 1: When’s your birthday??
Person 2: October 9 2008
Person 1: ohhh thats why ur so amazing

by kokichilikespee July 20, 2023

Elon Musk#9

Eloni Musk#9 Urinal Cake fragrance smells like cheddar cheese broccoli, Tabasco sauce, pizza, popcorn and skunk.

Elon Musk#9 Urinal Cake is also available for under the lid of toilet seat of Elon-Gated American Standard thrones at your local Moose Lodge.

by [e-mail] February 16, 2023

9-3 curse

When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.

"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"

by Happ7hour September 22, 2021

cloud 9 thousand

Being high as fuck on xtc

Damn that nigga is on cloud 9 thousand

by BlackStarr May 11, 2014