girlfriend

something you dont have

guy 1: where is my girlfriend?
guy ,2,3,4 & 5: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 10, 2022

Girlfriend

Something that does not exist. Something it is impossible to obtain.

Girlfriend? I’ve never heard of that Pokémon.

by Mr. I don’t know August 2, 2022

Ask your girlfriend out day

The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date

Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together

Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day

by Fakkabitches November 11, 2020

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

National Girlfriend Day

On June 11th you better treat your love as the queen they are!

national girlfriend day is the day where the world revolves around your girlfriend

by soggywaffles June 11, 2022

Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.

John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?

by Stickbunny September 30, 2019

girlfriend says yes to everything day

girlfriend says yes to everything day is 8th of December. on this day she cannot say no to you

“i really want milly to come to the movies with me”
“mate is the 8th of December”
“she has to come now because it’s girlfriend says yes to everything day”

by vTomyyy December 7, 2021