You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
i rolled over to grab the KY jelly , and mistakenly grabbed the GenGay my girl friend left on the night stand,now i know what a flaming junk ball is!!!
by topdog14 February 11, 2016
by Stonecartier August 23, 2011
"My right hand is my flaming hand"
by Clap420 March 08, 2021
Guy 1: Ayo you listen to that new Lil Flame?
Guy 2: Yeah bro he goes dummy hard he can have my kids on god
Guy 2: Yeah bro he goes dummy hard he can have my kids on god
by little dick homie April 18, 2021
Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.
I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.
by Shortbus January 09, 2018
Putting lighter fluid on your dick then having sexual intercourse with someone of a different race (Typically a white person and a black person to mimic the panda color scheme)
by Mosue February 20, 2024