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blow-hoosters

Thom had a serious case of diarrhea and splashed the toilet up... now that's what I call a really bad case of the blow-hoosters!
by artfreak.cassie August 20, 2009
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dog blow

When you are hitting from behind and your friend is getting his dick sucked simultaneously
by Stikcler January 6, 2017
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Blow career

It's just like a blow job, but it's when one is given so consistantly that it's become a career of yours not just a job.
"Suzie has give me 30 blowjobs just this week, I guess you could call it a blow career of hers."
by Horses101010101 December 17, 2016
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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something
Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!
by Beethovena May 5, 2020
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aldi blow

A blowjob from a cute German girl.
Justin gettin some of that Aldi blow in back of the supermarket.
by B-Radical6969 January 23, 2021
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Mortal Blow

Attempt to stick your arm up your anus just before climax to receive maximum stimulus to the g-spot
Mortal Blow don't try it alone, unless you have the ER on speed dial ;)
by qalimera December 6, 2017
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I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”
“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour
by FROMDaTRAP July 5, 2019
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