oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.

"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."

by theShuaBruh July 9, 2018

im bored what do i do google

when you are so bored that you decide to type "im bored what do i do google" but you already typed it into google so now your typing it in urban dictionary. Like do your homework. Or watch youtube. Or play a game. Or do what your mom says and read a book. Or come back here, I don't care!

You: Ugh i'm so bored! I don't want to do my homework! Oh, I have an idea! *types "im bored what do i do google" into google* This is boring. *types "im bored what do i do google" into Urban Dictionary.* OOoooOoOooOOOoOooO

by Define.com.org.UwU January 25, 2022

being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary

What you are doing right now

Hey Bill
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary.
What a sad existence

by Mac Finder June 30, 2017

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

An expression if one of your porfiles in one site is threatened to be hacked up fa sho.

scottk6 : Yo, Teh_1337man! I'ma gonna hack your damned profile!!

Teh_1337man : Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo!

by Teh_1337man March 19, 2009

Crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster

The act or manuever of using two hands to hold a mouse whilst selecting an option that will cause catastrophic failure if misclicked by a fracton of an inch.

Careful! Use the crouching google-fu double hands fickle toaster move to delete that system file!!!

by Network Ninja June 30, 2011

Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo

A sexual term for computer nerds

Hey baby, Ill Youtube your Myspace if you Google my Yahoo

by Max and David December 22, 2009