moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.

"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

by Sweet Bigcock Jerome November 18, 2015

flying moose-fuck

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

moose jewels

1) a highly unknown alcoholic beverage
2) moose genitals
3) the testicles attatched to the penis of a moose

Damn! That moose is loaded! Look at those moose jewels!!

by Babushka Doll December 2, 2007

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by <ShiverBurn> November 26, 2013

who goose the moose

swaying ur crotch back and forth with your legs wide open trying to swing your dick into your ass hole

hey joe, i totally beat who goose the moose last night

by Clayton Kaiser November 12, 2008

chocolate moose pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate moose pie

Man 2: You sick fuck.

by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

by awbatman500 May 8, 2014