Michael Brooks 

Politically progressive author, co-host of The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder and host of The Michael Brooks Show. Many peoples' introduction to Cornel West and Richard Wolff. Deeply missed. Rest in power, Mr Brooks.

Me: "I really miss the way Michael Brooks would kick around Dave Rubin"
Someone else: "Well yeah but he also introduced me to Marxism and left politics"
Me: "Yeah, I'll miss that guy"

Michael Brooks by Troi_Baker March 8, 2021

Michael Bolton 

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?

THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON

Michael Bolton by someone took the name I wanted June 9, 2011

Michael Potato Head 

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.

Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)

Michael Potato Head by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010

michael kiske

former vocalist for power metal band helloween ... joined as a teen and was probably the best vocalist in the genre...

Listen to "keeper of the seven keys" to hear him at his best

he can also be heard on the metal opera albums by avantasia

Michael Kiske Is Brilliant

michael kiske by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005

Michael Todd

A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.

I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.

Michael Todd by dusty 20 August 20, 2018

michael clifford 

the guitarist of 5 seconds of summer. he’s punk rock as hell but the 5sosfam still calls him a kitten. we STAN in this house.

person: omg look at this beautiful piece of man.
other person: it’s obviously michael clifford.

michael clifford by mikeycliffcloff2011 November 19, 2018

Michael Yang 

a coding god who can basically control you with codes. he is a legendary god known as the best in the group.

wow Michael Yang can code like a god. i dont feel so good. *snap*

Michael Yang by legend<3 April 2, 2019