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A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)
Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.
by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020
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pepsi max anal

The act of shoving a Pepsi Max can up a partners rectum in order to shock or confuse them.
"I gave that bitch a dose of pepsi max anal, the bitch deserved it lol" said john.

"what the fuck is wrong with you" said jimmy in reply.
by pepsi anal May 22, 2022
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Faire du Max

Maudit Max! T'es encore en train de faire du Max!
Ha non! Tu fais du Max là!
by MaxThe1 September 29, 2010
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Max Payne 2

Developed by Remedy. Published by Rockstar. One of the greatest games one could play. Art in motion.
If Jesus were re-incarnated he'd be Max Payne 2. Or Super Mario Bros. 3.......
by Funnyboy December 12, 2003
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Totally Rad to the Max

1. The coolest anything can be. This short, simple phrase perfectly conveys the Platonic ideal of Awesomeness. No matter how many other positive adjectives are strung together to describe something, they cannot amount to more than this.

2. The highest appellation bestowed by The King of Rad. Very few have received this honor throughout the ages, though many have tried. It is usually given without prior knowledge or expectation of the recipient, as the truly cool know what they are and really don't care all that much about other people's opinions.
by Nothus September 6, 2005
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Diet Pepsi Max

The best drink ever.

69mg of caffeine per ounce.

You know it's good if it says "69" on the bottle.

Does not taste like water, it tastes like Diet Pepsi with more syrup.
Diet Pepsi Max is the best drink in the world. If you drink 5 cans, you can stay up for hours! I have drank 13 already tonight!
by Php_Jesse June 20, 2008
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diet pepsi max

Oh shit, apparently its invigorating cola.. mmm that sounds good
has Ginseng and extra caffeine.
I guess pepsi tried to one-up Coke's coke zero

tastes like reg pepsi for reals
A:Hey try this diet pepsi max,
How is it?

B: its invigorating to the max i guess???
by Tdowns August 22, 2007
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