Skip to main content

Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.
"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."
by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025
mugGet the Jay Time mug.

Jay Ho

"Fucking Jay hoes banged on my door again today."
by Alan o' Bale October 30, 2025
mugGet the Jay Ho mug.

Jay’s a Figger

describes what people say about Jay z when they don’t like him due to his actions. It is specific to Jay z and is often used to speak badly about him
Nas: “Jay’s a Figger
Guy listening to Nas: “ wow that’s really mean!!”
by RustyWater3 November 24, 2025
mugGet the Jay’s a Figger mug.

Jay Torrez

+O-Lukas-O* I love you not because l have to, but bcause I cannot help it.
Jay '"o('')e° Bhs - 10th saving for Christmas
-adj “Jay Torrez is a bitch
by anonymous December 21, 2025
mugGet the Jay Torrez mug.

We Bare Bear Jay

Having oral sex while watching We Bare Bears or any other cartoon.
Him; laughing
Her; Are laughing during this We Bare Bear Jay?
Him; Pan Pan is killing me in this scene!
by IcebearSorryNotSorry May 18, 2019
mugGet the We Bare Bear Jay mug.

Nikki-Jay

A Nikki-Jay is when an individual invites themselves into a personal private conversation that is happening between two people; creating an awkward atmosphere. Sharkey and Susie were having a conversation about making chips in the slow cooker and Nikki Jay involved herself giving unwanted advice on how best to do this; thus doing a Nikki-Jay.
What the...did she just do a Nikki-Jay in our private conversation?!?!
by Sharksie May 10, 2022
mugGet the Nikki-Jay mug.

Smacka' Jay

When something is pissing you off to the level of a pissed off rhinoceros. You should hit someone AKA Smacka' Jay.
Andrew: Dude, this whole day sucks. I just wanna go home.
Brandon: Stfu, you are pissing off. Imma' smacka' jay at ya.
*Smacka' Jay* Andrew is on the floor crying from hurting, I did the K.O. Smacka' Jay fury hit.
by senorvladdy May 3, 2010
mugGet the Smacka' Jay mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email