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Jackie Offy

A cute way of explaining masturbation or" jacking off" to children during that the talk that every parent dreads, the talk about sex and junk.
Alan's Dad: Alan, when a man lacks a sexual partner the man will do something called "jackie offy" to relieve himself of thinking about sex all day.

Alan: Dad! I know what Jacking off is, I'M 27 years old jeez. I do it all the time. And the scientific term is "self induced ejaculation".
by fake sex November 7, 2010
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Jackie

Usually a Hispanic girl but sometimes white.
Can be very very crazy.

Has a wild side possibly a little on the promiscuous or slutty side.

Can dance and wouldn't mind being in front of an audience letting it all show.

Loves hard hates harder.

She can make you feel as if your on top of the world or as if your in a fiery pit of hellfire. Be careful with this one !
Guy: That girl is Jackie material

Guy #2 : how ?

Guy# 1 : she's crazy !!!
Guy #2 : oh yeah definitely
by swayyyy February 4, 2017
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Jackie

Her name is jackie? Oh, she must be a homophobe
by Snek13 April 17, 2019
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Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you
"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!
by Max Benson January 11, 2009
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Dior Dior jacket

bro forgot his Dior Dior jacket 💀
by floor is not a good idea September 3, 2022
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cincinnati jacket

Jerking off yourself or someone else with raw bacon, then cooking and eating the jizz-covered bacon
My lady gave me a Cincinnati jacket this morning. What a nutritious way to start the day! That's how we do it in Porkopolis!
by Sexton Hardcastle I September 18, 2012
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jacked up

Her nails are so jacked up with that jewlery and rhinestones
by shorty April 8, 2003
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