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mental ends meet

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm
Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,
by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015
mugGet the mental ends meetmug.
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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025
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it never ends

by UltraJackio325/E030E03 March 24, 2019
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pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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Ass End of a Train Wreck

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.
Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."
by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Kanye "Ya Ni Sabao" Years-Old Of West End: The Only Juvenile To Be Releasesed...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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The end of the school year

Be super nice to your friends to see if they notice if they do they are true friends if not you guys probably need a break from each other!!
You: the end of the school year has come😋
Friends: I’m so exited

You: (being extra nice)
Friends: why are you being so kind?
You: sorry I can’t tell you look at urban dictionary to find out.
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