I'm A Real American

What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.
border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!
by theog May 10, 2004
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I'm your huckleberry

A way of expressing one's commitment to lend a hand.
I'm your huckleberry in closing this deal.
by Pottsicle December 11, 2015
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I'm like a bird

The state of not knowing where one's soul is.

(Hint: Try looking behind the sofa.)
"I'm like a bird, I left my soul in San Francisco."
by Maia's Mom October 26, 2005
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I'm So Dice

The term "I'm so dice" is a term commonly used by gamers to mean "I'm so cool" or "I'm so raw. It was originally created in the early years of D & D to be something one would say after rolling a critical hit, or the highest number on the dice, as if one were saying, I'm the best!" As gaming evolved and video games became more popular, it became popular for gamers all over to say I'm so dice whenever anything cool or amazing happened in a game that allows one to show off their superiority in that game, such as getting an amazingly high kill streak in Call of Duty, or being able to raid all dungeons in WOW. I'm so dice is really just a cool, popular term. It's so dice!
Gamer 1 (after seeing his friend get a 75 kill streak in COD): Dude! You just got a 75 kill streak!

Gamer 2: I know. I'm So Dice.
by We$$y D May 02, 2011
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I'm doing me

The dismissive excuse that a self-centered, ego-maniacal and, typically, a mentally inferior douche-bag uses to feel better about the fact that they disregard the advice of others, especially those close to them.

They believe that any person who is attempting to steer them away from their self-destructive habits is merely trying to change "who dey really is". Most idiots of the same caliber tend to mutter an "amen" when the phrase is heard.
"Jerry, I really think that you should get your high school diploma instead of selling street drugs to middle school children."

"Damn momma why yoo gotta be up in mah shee-it all duh tahm? You shoo' know I'mma thug an' I jus' I'm doing me."
by IAmMoses July 22, 2014
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I'm calling the cops

What scum faced rat loosers mumble under their breath or to themselves when they don't get what they want.

A major major major tool in the bag of tricks that a character named "Double Standard" uses on perfectly innocent people.

(to ones self, not out loud)
Tony just bummed a ciggarette from me, "I'm calling the cops."
by Anthony Wheeler September 27, 2007
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i'm just sayin'

phrase used to get yourself out of something bad you said earlier
you: your a stupid dickface
them: wtf?!?!!
you: i'm just sayin'
by imjustsayin August 01, 2008
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