horse cock

an ironic, sarcastic, and/or sacastic little bitch

"Hey Joe, where's the snail trail you left on my Captain Marvoulous?"
"In a place,dude!"
"Shut up you horse cock!"

by kyle000014 January 15, 2007

Crazy Horse

Riding a girl around the room with your dick in her poop hole

i rode her like a crazy horse last night

by the jb operation September 5, 2010

party horse

a person who parties like a horse

winx is not a party horse

by winx November 4, 2004

Crazy Horse

Lap dance where a female is seating on a chair giving the male a blowjob but the male is upsidedown standing on both hands doing pushups while his legs are spread out resting on female's shoulder.

Hey bro, I'm skipping arm workout today. Lastnight was my girl's birthday & I did a crazy horse on her.

by jilicious March 1, 2014

Sparkle Horse

The wannabe Unicorn that takes glue and put's a narwhal horn on it. Shaking my head go throw glitter somewhere else.

Look at that sparkle horse, what a poser!

by UnicornsLiveInAustralia May 28, 2012

Off The Horse

when you are on your period
(if you are being dragged by the horse you feel like shit just like you feel when you get your period)

Oh my gosh I feel like shit.
Why?
Cuz I'm off the horse...
Ohh that sucks.

by Samus19 October 11, 2010

Brown Horse

coffee

"Man, I've been sipping on that brown horse all day"

by savageson March 10, 2009