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Viera High School

Viera High School is literally worse than goddamn hell itself. Most of the wamen teachers are dumbass landwhales who know nothing about the subject they're teaching and give out excessive amounts of homework and then expect you to complete the entire thing, plus your other homework in a single fucking day. Theres really not much to say about the guy teachers, they're just as fat and boring as the female ones (no surprise there), but they have no concept of personal space and all of them give me the creeps. The school also has a large population of vsco girls, who think they're so cute and "popular" but in reality they drink water out of their hydroflasks to fill the dark and empty void in their snake hearts. Every single one of the cheerleaders is a vsco ape with no soul and practically on the same level as gingers. The uniform that they are apparently required to wear, doesnt even fit the dress code rules because it's so goddamn short, and everyone can see their hairy acne-covered coochies. There is a line of horny teenaged boys on the second floor who stare at the cheerleaders every Friday, and creepily drool all over their jojo siwa hairbows. Then after that they sit in the back of the class in first period and jack off to the thought of them.
Mom: "Oh fuck, well you're back from school. How was it?
Me: "Viera High School is the fucking worse, Aydyn shit himself for the third time this week, and the hallways stink."
Mom: "Sucks to be you."

Central Islip High School

School on Long Island in New York. This school is full of spic wannabe gang members of such gangs like MS-13 and Latin Kings. The girls are stupid as shit and love smoking vape and are usually pregnant in sophomore year after getting fucked by a Senior. The teachers are the only types of white people in the school and they get mad over the stupidest shit. People usually skip class by walking throughout the circle of the school and they do cyphs in the bathroom. The school smells like shit and theres always a sped kid whos a janitor in lunch who breakdances out of no where. The football team is worse than the Cleveland Browns and their helmets cost 10 dollars, also the soccer team keeps getting fucked up by the Brentwood High School soccer team.
Guy 1: Yoooo where did you get all these drugs from?

Guy 2: Oh I go to central islip high school, we do cyphs all the time in the bathroom.

Metro High School 

Metro Early College High School is a small, intellectually vibrant public school option open to 9th through 12th graders in Franklin County. Focused on the STEM schooling system, which are science, technology, engineering and mathematics related. At metro, you're promised to get a great education and perfect future. The school is filled with whiners, geniuses, Asians, idiots, virgins, lazy bums and horrible daters. Apparently everyone is surprised that they are nerds. Freshmen are the worst.
Annoying Parent: So how are you liking Metro High School? I want to send my daughter there.

Lying Student: It's fun. Can I go now?

Friend: Did you like move or something? I never get to hang out with you

Metro Student: No, I go to Metro High School.... no free time, ever.

Brooklyn Technical High School 

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.
Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

aurora high school 

Well, AHS is one of the most preppy schools around. Full of douche bags its hard to find someone worthy enough to be a friend. All we care about is drama and facebook/twitter. Weed is also a huge factor here at the great AHS. Walk up to anyone in the halls and 90% of the time there gonna have weed in their backpack. Basically, if you're on the football team you walk around and think your shit doesnt stink. There's never any wondering if your a nerd or not...just look at your friends. And yes your closet consists of American Eagle, Aeropostale, and Abercrombie. You know you go to aurora when you think your popular when 15 people like your TBH status on facebook. We specialize in creating fake and two faced people. We actually have double the enrollment because everyone here has two personalities. Make sure you get to know both of them before inviting them to your homecoming group. The climate in the school is wonderful. Whenever its cold outside its freezing in the building, and in the summer we decide to turn the heat on! Welcome to AHS :)
Kid #1: what day is it today?
Kid #2: Monday...
Kid #1:....fuuuckkkkkkk

....every Monday at aurora high school
aurora high school by IDGAF24 January 3, 2012

rusk high school 

Teenage pregnancy capital of Texas.
Have you ever been to Rusk high school?

Answer: no! I don't want to get knocked up!

Union high school 

A peice of shit ass school ain't nothing But drama and ugly bitches , goofy niggas ... it's located in the pit of hell
Damn union high school shitty asf

I hate coming to union high school every damn day