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ass fruit 

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
ass fruit by DJDiggler August 8, 2006

Pocket Fruit

The shit thats at the bottom of your pocket, like the white fluff you get after washing your clothes with paper in them, loose baccy, crumbs & general life skank.
robin: (reaches into jeans) ewww, look at all this skank i just found
chloe: blud thats some serious pocket fruit

Dingo Fruit

She swallowed a lot of dingo fruits last night.

shishkabob fruit stick

when a guy sticks his dick into a pussy and go super fast until his dick lights on fire.
Dude: OMG call an ambulance, i just had a shishkabob fruit stick! Get some water!

Danish Fruit Stand 

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
Danish Fruit Stand by KT2172 July 7, 2011

Musical Fruit

Someone who is like crazy into musical theater. They'll go to any musical, play, or thing having to do with theater thats in the area.
Uh leah is such a musical fruit all she does is go to musicals on the weekend!!!
Musical Fruit by jeancarlos123 August 25, 2012