fat marcus

A piece pf shit fat fuck that does nothing but eat and sleep

haha, look at that fat marcus over there eating

fat marcus by ugly_blobfish :D June 8, 2017

Fat Girl Syndrome 

When a girl has been fat during developing years and has no sexual attention paid on her, she subsequently wants to/will have a lot of sex when older to make up for it, essentially be sluttier
than the average girl

"Wow I didn't realize Rita is such a slut!"
"No, she just suffers from fat girl syndrome"

Fat Girl Syndrome by hotnbothered92 October 16, 2008

fat bottomed girls 

Contrary to the old codgers who said it was the conservation of angular momentum, apparently it's down to fat bottomed girls. Let's not forget their importance. Otherwise, just think about it, you'd never get up in the morning. Thank ya Freddie, you've gone and made a big physics student of me.

Fat bottomed girls ... get on your bikes and RIDE!!!

fat bottomed girls by Fearman August 3, 2007

Fat-tits 

Any male suffering from obesity in the tit region.

Plural: Fat-tities

Fat-tities are entirely capable of doing the truffle shuffle.

Fat-tits by ASDFGQASDFG September 10, 2005

fat pearl

An FTP URL

Give me the addy to your fat pearl so I can upload some sweet videos of my brother smoking salmon.

fat pearl by Ham T. Sandwich January 22, 2009

Fat Stanley 

A large male who denies he's fat despite all evidence to the contrary. Characterized by multiple chins, balloon like hands, slurred speech, a disproportionate head, and constant waistband adjustments. However, unlike "flat stanley", Fat Stanley never likes to be photographed, is too large to travel, and can always be photographed at home on his couch, sipping scotch and eating handfuls of nuts thinking he's losing weight.

Chris "Hey man, Bill thinks he's looking good these days. He told me he lost five pounds."

Paul "That fat fuck must of found 10 more because he's a total Fat Stanley".

Fat Stanley by Double Check January 15, 2010

fat fuck 

An over populated species on earth. Rapidly increasing the growth of fast food restaurants world wide. So fat even there fat rolls have nicknames. One who could possibly remain a virgin for life. Specimin placed here to make normal people like you and I look better. People who are ashamed of admitting that the strong survive and the fat eat everything in Gods creation. One who can stare anirexia in the eye and then eat it.

zack sure is a fat fuck

fat fuck by george jones November 16, 2006