Twat Face

A Nazi-like bitch who dominates a forum who bans members arbitrarily and those who does not subscribe to her narrow point of view. Lacks any sense of humor and derives pleasure at the little power they wield. Usually their only sense of satisfaction and have very to little for.

Eve Batey is a TWAT FACE, anyone who does not conform to her ultra liberal stance would be ban outright.

by param4u February 16, 2010

cover the face, bomb the base

What you should do to a girl who has a really fit body, but the face is like a slapped arse that needs censoring.
Can also be known as a paper bag job

"Check out that girl over there, she's well fit."

"Yeah, nice body....look she's turning around..."

"Oh shit, what a minger..."

"Yeah, but you can always cover the face, bomb the base..?"

"Good idea, but i'll need another pint of cider first.."

by Prem Shah September 19, 2006

bitchy resting face

When a womans face looks like shes pissed off when really, she can be as happy as ever. Also her face can make her appear as a total bitch.

"I dont like the girl ilymorgannn. She looks like a total bitch."...... " She just has a bitchy resting face, shes actually perfect in all ways "

by idkimjustaboredgirll December 18, 2013

Face Candy

When an individual uses a "friend" that they may or may not actually know that is attractive, or popular to make themselves look more cool and/or attractive on either My Space, or facebook.

-I had no idea Jon had so many friends!
-Nah, he just has a lot of face candy.

by Travis Rosbach January 29, 2009

Wedding Cake Face

Similar to a cake face, but with an extreme amount of excess make-up. Like a wedding cake because of additional layers and an over-the-top attempt to look extravagant.

"That girl over there's wearing way too much make-up, what a cake face."
"Dawg she's not just a cake face, she's a wedding cake face."

by OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK June 13, 2009

Punch me in the face

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.

"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."

by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018

hatchet face

A sharp, thin face, like the wedge shape of a hatchet.

She was a beautiful woman, but that hatchet face with those beady eyes ruined it for me.

by Stevarooni November 17, 2007